dj pensive got the whole club saying hmmmm
DJ wise got the whole club weighing their options carefully
Me: [Wakes up in the Guinea Pig Dimension]
Elder Guinea Pig: You're awake... You were dreaming the whole time that you were a human, but you're actually a Guinea Pig
Me: How do you know that
Elder Guinea Pig: What
Me: How do you know what my dreams were
Elder Guinea Pig: Wheek wheek wheek
some time ago i introduced the phrase "food pact" to my friends as a shorthand for "i'll go make and eat food if you also make and eat food" and ever since then ive just started incorporating more pacts into my life. stay hydrated pact. stretch break pact. stop doomscrolling and go to bed pact. we need to bring this back in vogue more people should be making pacts imo


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